Just an update to say I AM alive. There's not much more to it than that. I have a few more projects on the go but until something gets some momentum there is bugger all point talking about them. I lack the motivation to keep working on any of them and besides, no one is reading this site anymore. I care so little that I won't even be back to check the comments.

Now rather than wasting anymore of my time I'll submit this and see if it's still working.
Maz