Was sitting in the labs tonight and with Thei and KJ, (the UQ Microsoft student ambassador), was signing up for a bank account until it got the the huge long contract bit. At which point he stops and says, "..And this is where I'm supposed to sign over my soul.. Oh wait. Bill Gates has taken that already.."
Then he starts muttering about the chip implant being itchy...
M$ 0wn5 j00!!!!!!!!1one