I can see it now... the iHate! What is it and what does it do? That's the genius part. It's a stress relief item for all the people Apple is suing. A giant plastic Apple logo and a baseball bat. For those who haven't worked it out, the idea is that you smash the crap ot of the logo. They'd make millions. Or they'll sue me.

Here's another good idea. Stop suing the little people!! Just sue Microsoft like everyone else.
*Maz calls a lawyer
My $0.02